When Cocky starts hissing, we start dissing!
Our Division III men's football, men's rowing, and men's volleyball teams are our pride and joy, recieving over 70% of our school's annual funding. We've just finished construction of our new ExxonMobil football stadium to have room for even more sponsorship deals and ensure that every McCollege student can take advantage of the exclusive student discount of 5% off game tickets. Don't miss our upcoming annual grudge match against Baxterford University—things can get heated, so be sure to stock up on hateful bodypaint and pepper spray well in advance!
At McCollege, we think of our sports like a business: our student athletes are our hard-working employees; their product is the recognition they bring to our university; their labor is complete and total dedication to the team; and their wages are the satisfaction of a job well-done. If that sounds like a workplace you'd like to be a part of, be sure to check your email and see if one of our talent scouts has reached out to you!
Statement from the Diversity and Student Safety Coordinator: At McCollege University, we value the well-being of our student athletes. All varsity athletes are required to maintain a 1.0 GPA, and university policy mandates at least a one-game suspension for students or coaches convicted of sexual misconduct or public intoxication on campus.
For the less athletically inclined, McCollege also offers club and intramural sports. Feel free to look into those on your own time.